ABOUT THE WEBSITE
Even though they are merely human, the creators of this website (Kayli Oja, Lindsey Paulson, Emily Sawyer and Molly Traynor) noticed a fatal flaw in the world of the Egyptian gods. No god or goddess could find true love within their own family. But how could these supernatural beings spread their wings and find their soul mate? The answer was simple - Egyptian Mingle. After years of research and vigorous work, the ladies published their work and launched the websites that changed the lives of the Egyptian gods and goddesses forever.
Egyptian Mingle has been applauded by many beings over the years.
Egyptian Mingle has been applauded by many beings over the years.
"I thought all love in my life was lost, but I found it through Egyptian Mingle," - Seth, a loyal user of the website.
ABOUT THE CREATORS
KAYLIKayli has never had a brother to call her own but if she did, she would never even think of marrying him! Kayli is the first and best full-time intern at Egyptian Mingle. She is very interested in the business because "...interfamily relations are a serious problem that need to be solved. I think by changing this we can make a better generation of Egyptian Deities."
Kayli enjoys being number one, wearing fashionable John Deere hats, and falling asleep in minivans. If she were a goddess, her godly match would be Ptah. EMILYEmily can't count the amount of times she has lost sleep thinking about how wrong it was for Egyptian gods and goddesses to date each other. So finally, she decided to do something about it.
"It's so wrong.. I just.. I can't even." recalls Sawyer, who was constantly disgusted by the idea. As CEO of this successful website, Emily can't express how grateful she is to her co-workers for making this dream of hers come true. In her free time Emily enjoys blowing bubbles, awkwardly coloring her hair, taking pictures and scoring own goals. If she were a goddess, her godly match would be Nun. |
LINDSEYLindsey, one of masterminds behind Egyptian Mingle, had an emotionally traumatic experience that caused her to work on this project. "A close, personal, goddess friend of mine had been going through some rough inner-family dating going on," retells Paulson. "I knew something had to be done in order to stop this madness."
In her free time, Lindsey enjoys watching reruns of Modern Family, baking cookies, and posing with cardboard cutouts of the Duck Dynasty cast. If she were a goddess, her godly match would be Seth. MOLLYHaving a weird brother of her own, Traynor recalls " I couldn't imagine ever marrying my brother, and I think these gods/goddesses are under educated about interfamily relationships."
As an assistant manager in creating Egyptian Mingle, Molly knew from the beginning that there was something she and her fellow creators could do. In her free time, she enjoys choreographing her own dance numbers, eating raspberries by the pack, and connecting with the skits on the TV show, Portlandia. If she were a goddess, her godly match would be Thoth. |
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*** Please note, this process may take up to 4 days. If you need an immediate answer, feel free to text our building manager, who will write on a Post- It the message you want us to receive, who will then have it personally delivered to us in school. We will text back our response to the building manager and he will contact you over his lunch break with an answer. This may be a faster option, since most of us are always using our phones during school.